Here I was minding my own business today,
just relaxing in the garden.
When shouts of "Who done that?" could be heard
and the human pets turned up in force.
To my amazement when I looked round
there was one of my favorite toys....
all over the garden after suffering a savage and brutal attack!
Was I in the wrong place at the wrong time or what!?!
I threw myself on the mercy of the jury,
but they didn't believe my plea that I had been framed.
Oh dear guilty as charged....
Don't think I should have been smiling.